Scientists confirm this: we will live up to 110 years.
A few hours after the news, shares of Tena Lady had already increased by 27%, 45% of those of Viagra. Producers of dentures cheer. In Parliament you start talking about raising the retirement age, what voices will say indiscreet to eighty. In Bologna, a few young people have left pull out your hair in public at the thought of another forty years of Berlusconi.
The news, in short, has not gone unnoticed. For me, I just get to have white hair without going crazy. If I have to lean on a cane to walk, never mind: Dr. House has made it fashionable. The rack is not that bad, especially for someone who easily forget to brush your teeth. Before going to sleep the stick in a glass of water and Hurry, and you can feel comfortable throughout the night.
What worries me, however, is Berlusconi. In 2042 will have thick hair in a ponytail and facial skin smoother than ever .* The Knights will likely candidate for Galactic Emperor and his smiling face OGN night, introduced by a Editorial Emilio Fede, will be screened in their sleep in all living things ...
They want us to live to 110 years. I hope you do not mind, gentlemen scientists, if I stop first.
* Eminent historians of literature will show that Berlusconi appeared in sleep to Scott Fitzgerald and the inspiration for the character of Benjamin Button.
A few hours after the news, shares of Tena Lady had already increased by 27%, 45% of those of Viagra. Producers of dentures cheer. In Parliament you start talking about raising the retirement age, what voices will say indiscreet to eighty. In Bologna, a few young people have left pull out your hair in public at the thought of another forty years of Berlusconi.
The news, in short, has not gone unnoticed. For me, I just get to have white hair without going crazy. If I have to lean on a cane to walk, never mind: Dr. House has made it fashionable. The rack is not that bad, especially for someone who easily forget to brush your teeth. Before going to sleep the stick in a glass of water and Hurry, and you can feel comfortable throughout the night.
What worries me, however, is Berlusconi. In 2042 will have thick hair in a ponytail and facial skin smoother than ever .* The Knights will likely candidate for Galactic Emperor and his smiling face OGN night, introduced by a Editorial Emilio Fede, will be screened in their sleep in all living things ...
They want us to live to 110 years. I hope you do not mind, gentlemen scientists, if I stop first.
* Eminent historians of literature will show that Berlusconi appeared in sleep to Scott Fitzgerald and the inspiration for the character of Benjamin Button.
