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Monthly for Men Part 2

Some time ago I wrote a post about newspapers for men. I thought I'd add a brief note.

In addition to advice on how to improve your life (which, as we said, sucks), the newspaper for men are a source of statistics, useful for re-use whenever you happen to participate in some frivolous discussion and want to make a good impression. For example, during a friendly conversation with your manager is nice to note that according to a recent study by Oxford University , 52% of business leaders suffer from impotence. The director, if you do not take it badly, could argue that the same study revealed that the remaining 48% puts it in the ass happy employees.
during a costume party you board a chick asking if it is part of that 39% of single women there are on a first date. But be careful, according to ' Harvard University have 90% chance that behind the mask there is an ugly.
A poll that every man should bear in mind says that 88% of women simulating orgasm frequently. Of these, half do so during sexual intercourse. Of the remaining, 14%, having read that sex does burn calories, it does to lose weight, 10% has become so accustomed to it now that simulates orgasm unconsciously during the day, 4% makes it the butcher, to get a discount on the thread. 2% of the respondents did not answer the question and faked an orgasm in order to distract our correspondent
.* It is remarkable that the investigation made on remaining 12% of women never orgasm does not simulate or seldom: 10% single, 2% nuns.
Other polls curious about sex segnalo:
100% of men surveyed admitted to having a penis.
100% of the women surveyed admitted to wanting one.
79% of men are dissatisfied says the size of their penis. The remaining 21% are unhappy with the size of others. According

' University of Formosa, a reader in four inparallel has stopped reading this post after the first two rows. Is still a good percentage of time wasters.

A complete list of surveys and statistics would be useless and impossible to fill, especially on a blog, which by definition must be concise and get to the point. In any case, I advise all readers to consult from time to time one of these monthly fashion, you can make interesting discoveries.

* thank the editors and correspondents.

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literary discussion

- Have you read The Name of the Rose Eco?
- Mm. Mica is the one with Sean Connery?
- Well, yes.
- No, wait. Maybe I'm confused with Entrapment. What was the story? There mica
he is immortal?
- What is Highlander.
- Ah. Then no. E ' beautiful?
- Very.
- There's Catherine Z. Jones?
- But no, it's a book ...
- I say No, the original film.
- But is not the movie ... is the book ... that is ...
- What?
- ... Nothing. No, there is Catherine Z. Jones.
- Sin. It 's a pussy.
- Yeah.


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google, and nose gogol (delirium lunch break) from Seal Beach

Good Manzoni counted for Betrothed twenty-five players, and needless to say that this is a record, if we think that Guareschi arrived at twenty-three and Jim Kapla, misunderstood rising star of the literature , it has an average of six and a half, including the casual reader looking for on Google boils women be found on my blog, and rightly so, one immediately realizes that maybe I can be a perfectionist, but not a beautician, and will not solve the problem of pimples, the maximum I will smile, but it is also true that a young woman with 'acne would not find anything funny to read a preposterous psychological analysis of squeezing the pimple, let alone laugh hearing the story of the man who, drunk from the night before, he exchanged his nose for a giant pimple and spent ten minutes trying to spremerselo. (I will try more daring research googliana hours and will be rewarded with a good old post.)

read Gogol 'excites me, I'm leaving before this blog becomes the diary of a madman.

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: Dawn of the Dead The Sequel

A popular demand, from Seal Beach kicks off. Despite being a sequel, will have a different form from float . Post a shorter, first, and then ... Well, I could stand here and explain what will be different and why, but it does not help anyone, just read. Here, just below, to begin with ...

Dawn of the Dead

was a dark night and that's it.

" Q hen you go to sea early in the morning, so that there is no queue. Everybody knows that. "
Exactly. Everybody knows that. So, you who are the province of Brescia, you wake up at four to go before six the barrier of Mestre, that if there's no trucks, and discover that in Milan they woke up to two for the same reason, on purpose to meet with you so there, in that piece of highway, side by side, that if you look out the window you see a ten year old daughter sleeping in the back seat, his mouth half open and a trickle of drool coming down from the corner, and his wife asleep on the seat side, with an open mouth and a trickle of drool coming down the hill, and her husband with a flat nose on the wheel, he too fell asleep, trying to keep awake sometimes humming a chorus, but there's no way, that thread of drool that falls well he's got. Every now and then turns to you, you see that seems a dazed zombie 80s, and what you see? you and the girlfriend asleep, you nose on the steering wheel, her foaming at the mouth ... In times like these you realize that the whole world is country.
To resume, put in neutral and you drink hot coffee from a thermos prepared by the mother-in-law *. You turn around, sleepily: to your right on a red spot, a guy is drinking hot coffee from a thermos and it looks sleepy ...

* poetic license.

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