Tuesday, June 24, 2008

No Water In Toilet Bowl

Constipation pen

Eight months ... eight months to go back to writing! Almost one hand, in short. You say that we wanted? You are right, but it's not that I've ever felt compelled to write, we put the record straight. And if now I do it is only with the spirit in which a constipated faces the toilet after a week of abstinence with that mixed feeling of joy and pain. What can you do, when he makes a stimulus that's all. Needless to force things. Maybe my problem is this: I am constipated for a pen. I had to write the same regularity that I have in ... Here! I'll be back after months and months and I'm going to talk about poop! It must have been a triumphant return, it was transformed into an outlet tract. Well, settle. And if you do not go down, tappatavi nose.
But let's start, it is now. Again you say: Well, you're going to tell of adventures. And why not, I can almost name them. Indeed, almost without: you own the list, very professionally, with strict chronological order scattered and useless comment author ...

1. After a sluggish winter, in spring I took a course on first aid (known scenes of panic among the public, but Tate quiet, I have the stomach to carry on ambulances ...)
2. I found a job on weekends as a cashier at Grancasa; (surprised expression: Finally works too, rascal!)
3. I was fired after a month (I hear someone down there that says "I knew it." I pretended not to hear.)
4. after a couple of weeks I have found full-time job in a library joints; (Hip!)
5. I was fired after 21 days (ehm. ..)
6. I found the most beautiful girlfriend in the world, (I have to write it: two held hostage in my books *.)
7. I started going to the gym; (Audience laughs and expects the results visible.)
8. are fattened two kilos (the public, is fighting his head: "You are hopeless")
9. I returned the argument, (for this I have nothing to declare)
10. I returned the argument for the second time (on this I have nothing to declare)
11. I gave in after years and I've subscribed to a new Men's Health. (Experiment outside programming: the loyal audience a show to cover the case of this month. Result: The cover depicts a beefy naked on the back next to a golden retriever, and the two run on a beach and do not sweat.)
12. one by one, as if to prolong the agony of the undersigned, my fish I have left. The aquarium is situated at the usual place, the water at half mast, still.


That's it. I forgot to mention something, something else has been left voluntarily. Add a little thing: if you look on the right note with a showcase of books. E ' Site aNobii.com service, which I'll discuss shortly. Who is going to look odd.

As shown by the last post (dated to 23 BC), we predict some changes in form and content of the blog, to which the author is still working **.


soon,

robi

* Blindness, José Saramago, and Firmin, Sam Savage.
** In recent times the language syntax of the author became polished and bombastic, and extremely out of place. The origin of these atrocities language resides in the daily study of the manual of Art History.