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idleness

"I think this world is too much work, and incalculable evils that are derived from the belief that work is virtuous and holy thing. "

Bertrand Russell, In Praise of Idleness

Genius Russell. To think that some time I plan to write a book with a similar title. It occurs to me : It must have been intended to push this morning, perhaps in the wrong section of the library and let me lay an eye on this title prophetic? What is then a call of fate to finally take a pen and paper and write the masterpiece of a life or is it perhaps a call (and it would be far more explicit) to cancel classes today, give me sick at work, and starmene idle all day to watch movies and munch on snacks? Who knows. The fact is that the Destiny, even when there is clear before my eyes, it remains ambiguous as the eyes of Bruno Vespa.

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soon,

K.

Bumps Atback Of Throat

Swinger

At school my classmates were playing Fantasy Football. I was denied, I tried for a few months but I always lost and I was bored. Instead my neighbors stand were more serious and even heard them whispering in the classroom under their desks, to treat this or that player, with their schemes at hand:
- Oh! Psst! Oh, you say if you step Del Piero Nigerian defender for that matter?
- But Del Piero is out of shape, what do I do?
- Come on, do not be difficult. It gets worse around. Then you're no good strikers and he will see you again, as always, you know.
- True. Well, I am not convinced. I have to think, I tell you Thursday.
- Excellent.

Fantasy Football is now out of fashion and seems to trade like you do elsewhere

- Hey, psst! Look, you spend Orlando Rai if the Constitutional Court voted Sheehan.
- But Sheehan is on trial! And it was also the lawyer for Berlusconi! There is no conflict of interest ...
- Come on, do not be difficult. It gets worse. Orlando Rai then you need to, you know.
- True. Well, think again. We'll tell you in a few days.
- Excellent.

Maybe someone has played too much when he was young ... Fantasy Football

Monica Roccaforte Bilder

Latinisms

- Let's go, I do not like it here.
- Why?
- I do not know, I have a sense of ... I do not know. Too much space, too ... I do not know. I think I have the 'horror Falqui .
- Fool. It is said horror evacuate. Falqui is a piece of candy.
- Ah. It is good at least?
- Bah. I do not like.
- Disgustibus Northeast disputandum.
- Again with the Latin. But who taught you?
- Yes, hearsay.
- Imagine. However you say disgustibus modestis mutandum .
- Ah. That ignorant! You will know that we do.
- Eh. I studied, I.

Annual Weather In Egypt

Monthly for Men Part 2

Some time ago I wrote a post about newspapers for men. I thought I'd add a brief note.

In addition to advice on how to improve your life (which, as we said, sucks), the newspaper for men are a source of statistics, useful for re-use whenever you happen to participate in some frivolous discussion and want to make a good impression. For example, during a friendly conversation with your manager is nice to note that according to a recent study by Oxford University , 52% of business leaders suffer from impotence. The director, if you do not take it badly, could argue that the same study revealed that the remaining 48% puts it in the ass happy employees.
during a costume party you board a chick asking if it is part of that 39% of single women there are on a first date. But be careful, according to ' Harvard University have 90% chance that behind the mask there is an ugly.
A poll that every man should bear in mind says that 88% of women simulating orgasm frequently. Of these, half do so during sexual intercourse. Of the remaining, 14%, having read that sex does burn calories, it does to lose weight, 10% has become so accustomed to it now that simulates orgasm unconsciously during the day, 4% makes it the butcher, to get a discount on the thread. 2% of the respondents did not answer the question and faked an orgasm in order to distract our correspondent
.* It is remarkable that the investigation made on remaining 12% of women never orgasm does not simulate or seldom: 10% single, 2% nuns.
Other polls curious about sex segnalo:
100% of men surveyed admitted to having a penis.
100% of the women surveyed admitted to wanting one.
79% of men are dissatisfied says the size of their penis. The remaining 21% are unhappy with the size of others. According

' University of Formosa, a reader in four inparallel has stopped reading this post after the first two rows. Is still a good percentage of time wasters.

A complete list of surveys and statistics would be useless and impossible to fill, especially on a blog, which by definition must be concise and get to the point. In any case, I advise all readers to consult from time to time one of these monthly fashion, you can make interesting discoveries.

* thank the editors and correspondents.

Kapla

Pokemon Deluge Free Pokemon

literary discussion

- Have you read The Name of the Rose Eco?
- Mm. Mica is the one with Sean Connery?
- Well, yes.
- No, wait. Maybe I'm confused with Entrapment. What was the story? There mica
he is immortal?
- What is Highlander.
- Ah. Then no. E ' beautiful?
- Very.
- There's Catherine Z. Jones?
- But no, it's a book ...
- I say No, the original film.
- But is not the movie ... is the book ... that is ...
- What?
- ... Nothing. No, there is Catherine Z. Jones.
- Sin. It 's a pussy.
- Yeah.


jk

Perfet Bmi For Models

google, and nose gogol (delirium lunch break) from Seal Beach

Good Manzoni counted for Betrothed twenty-five players, and needless to say that this is a record, if we think that Guareschi arrived at twenty-three and Jim Kapla, misunderstood rising star of the literature , it has an average of six and a half, including the casual reader looking for on Google boils women be found on my blog, and rightly so, one immediately realizes that maybe I can be a perfectionist, but not a beautician, and will not solve the problem of pimples, the maximum I will smile, but it is also true that a young woman with 'acne would not find anything funny to read a preposterous psychological analysis of squeezing the pimple, let alone laugh hearing the story of the man who, drunk from the night before, he exchanged his nose for a giant pimple and spent ten minutes trying to spremerselo. (I will try more daring research googliana hours and will be rewarded with a good old post.)

read Gogol 'excites me, I'm leaving before this blog becomes the diary of a madman.

Where Do You Hang Curtain Tie Backs

: Dawn of the Dead The Sequel

A popular demand, from Seal Beach kicks off. Despite being a sequel, will have a different form from float . Post a shorter, first, and then ... Well, I could stand here and explain what will be different and why, but it does not help anyone, just read. Here, just below, to begin with ...

Dawn of the Dead

was a dark night and that's it.

" Q hen you go to sea early in the morning, so that there is no queue. Everybody knows that. "
Exactly. Everybody knows that. So, you who are the province of Brescia, you wake up at four to go before six the barrier of Mestre, that if there's no trucks, and discover that in Milan they woke up to two for the same reason, on purpose to meet with you so there, in that piece of highway, side by side, that if you look out the window you see a ten year old daughter sleeping in the back seat, his mouth half open and a trickle of drool coming down from the corner, and his wife asleep on the seat side, with an open mouth and a trickle of drool coming down the hill, and her husband with a flat nose on the wheel, he too fell asleep, trying to keep awake sometimes humming a chorus, but there's no way, that thread of drool that falls well he's got. Every now and then turns to you, you see that seems a dazed zombie 80s, and what you see? you and the girlfriend asleep, you nose on the steering wheel, her foaming at the mouth ... In times like these you realize that the whole world is country.
To resume, put in neutral and you drink hot coffee from a thermos prepared by the mother-in-law *. You turn around, sleepily: to your right on a red spot, a guy is drinking hot coffee from a thermos and it looks sleepy ...

* poetic license.

Upcoming: Seals from Beach - Friday, 17

JK

Spot The Hazard In The Kitchen Worksheet

you do not expect

H or discovered to have a green thumb. I noticed this morning in the breakfast: a greenish stain dall'attaccatura part of the finger and ends up on the nail. I tried to remove it, lavandomi with dishwashing liquid, but to no avail. I also tried with Vim: nothing. The stain is like grabbed my finger, I entered the skin, in the flesh. It's in my blood. There was to be expected: Mom has always been the florist, these things are hereditary. I wonder why he did live alone now, at twenty-six played. It will be that very day, July 31, at ten o'clock, Mom has officially started work for the new store on the square. Strange
the cycles of life. That was his first shop, the one where it started. He sold dried flowers, were fashionable in those days. It was the first here in the area to make certain stylistic acrobatics with artificial flowers, dried and true. After ten years he sold the shop, she took another. Then he moved again, to work as an employee, then again, in bulk. A sort of meteor. Finally it turns out the owner of its first store decided to sell. And here is that Mom, who with a coupe de Teatre not bad, from day to day to say that I am back to square, to his old shop. Mamma two: the return .


said that, tomorrow morning - read: tonight - I leave for the sea in the company of half a feverish girlfriend. I do not see a sandy beach for six years or so, but this summer I finished my exams, there is a small prize. Mica two weeks, believe that only three nights, time to get wet your feet and burned his back making a sand castle, for which we specially bought bucket, shovel and rake. E mica in Calabria and Sardinia, who believe, ranging in Bibione, that if you're not careful I'll also crippled in the Word trillion. But more than that I do not ask. What counts, after all, is the company, and get away a couple of days.
So, I went to say goodbye before leaving, but above all to give you an appointment. Next week, on this blog comes a new miniseries in installments :

Seal Beach from

(float Beach )

For Fan float , an event not to be missed. For those who do not know what I'm talking about, well, it's time to get a (low *) culture.

Do not miss it!

Kapla

* I am referring to the fact that here and there, reading your posts, I found all sorts of grammatical errors. I apologize to the reader, but the conditions in which I wrote did not allow me to do better. (It will be released soon for download a collection of the series, revised and updated, with hints of the author.)

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The emphasis should think carefully before you start

V the you ever wondered why bother at all so give underline a book with a pen? Nobody makes trouble using a pencil, or even the crayons, and the official excuse is that the crayon or pencil are less intrusive, more sedate, do not stain, and a pencil you can always cancel without a trace. False, false, false! The track is, you know! Then I ask, then there is this big difference? Because the poor are denigrated and rejected Bic? Because the fantastic Stabilo pens, all colors, are seen in malomodo?
I know people that only emphasizes the pencil for fear of ruining the book, but then go to peep through the pages and discover that they, more than a quiet emphasis, is a kind of dry etching of the paper. You'd think that these people are convinced in their hearts, that the pencil does not actually have been invented to leave a trace of its own, but to bring out the hidden layer of pencil under the paper .*
You can almost reconstruct the process which are subject to the disintegration of pencil and book in the course of the study. The beginning is almost clean: the sheet is cut with precision, the pencil is used like a scalpel, the tip is still thin, pungent. A few pages later, the line is already more calcium, it widens a little, it darkens. It then widens again, widens, grows ever more, two or three millimeters, now the track is spatula cement begins to obscure the paper, half the book no longer understands what the line drawn by the pencil and the line of print, the paper is shredded, the pages crackle like unleavened bread, cry mercy ... Ah! The book, poor guy, does not close even more if it stays there, awkwardly and crumpled, as a daily read too many times.
But those who emphasize only a pencil, I said, it does not ruin the book.
And to make matters worse, those who emphasize in this way rarely use the ruler, and when he does is so impetuous move the pencil in the latter at the end of each line loses patience, and despite slipping down: it comes a comings and goings of curved lines, broken, arabesques and curlicues that give the first page already seasick.
Then there are those - including myself - who for one reason or another they have is a ruler of seven and a half inches, and in the middle row are forced to slide to try to continue the emphasis without breaking the line , because otherwise it's ugly. But to emphasize a page so it takes twice as long, so it is obvious that if I had a ruler at this longer than I would have graduated.

Then they say that the measures do not count.

Notes: * In
fund does not have a point: the first notebooks were wax tablets that were inscribed with a tip. Perhaps these people are not fools: they just taste a bit 'too retro.

Do Girdles Really Work

There are days that the grammar is not your thing and then if you write something out full of grammatical errors, and then you'd better not write that's all. It's those days that you feel as if the Italian is not your language, and you wonder to yourself if by chance you've been stupid when you fell from the chute that day six years, you had done a bad time that you remember even now, and think that maybe if there were to rise on the slide were now more intelligent and we had a degree in medicine and the beautiful machine in the garage.

There are days however, days that some people captain too often, in which the use of commas and of engraved - language tools recently and badly exploited, although an appropriate use, as many authors point out, can do the difference between written and enjoyable writings, so to speak, of little literary value - takes your hand and leads you to build excessive periods and twisted enough to give the modern reader, used by cinema and literature of mass plain language and made immediate short term, the impression she had forgotten at the end of sentence - or even already in the middle, particularly in cases of players inattentive or poorly trained - the beginning of it and whatever its subject. On days like these, despite the efforts of the writer - who, believing herself particularly inspired that day, would like to take advantage of the opportune moment to leave behind the block that prevents him too long to write something good - the practice of writing is allowed , and in some ways a duty toward the reader, to prefer an outing with friends.

Then other days you are almost natural to write the way you talk, that is, use the catch all those typical when you talk, how, but yes, that is, in practice, say, practically, and so on. And at first it seems that something like that sounds good, is modern, let's say it's very cool bloggher bear much Jack Frusciante. Yes, but the truth is, you know, it's very bloggher pippaiolo sixteen. And let's go, Brizzi did not yet know when he did write Jack Frusciante, come on. I mean I do with literature, you think. But the thing, the girl, violent Placida or her name, she was a beautiful chick in the movie, there is little to say.

There are days and days just to write just to think, to go out day after day to study. The important thing is to wake up and understand just what kind of day will be, so you avoid making a bad impression.
Today, for example, was a perfect day for sleeping, but I understood too late.

No Water In Toilet Bowl

Constipation pen

Eight months ... eight months to go back to writing! Almost one hand, in short. You say that we wanted? You are right, but it's not that I've ever felt compelled to write, we put the record straight. And if now I do it is only with the spirit in which a constipated faces the toilet after a week of abstinence with that mixed feeling of joy and pain. What can you do, when he makes a stimulus that's all. Needless to force things. Maybe my problem is this: I am constipated for a pen. I had to write the same regularity that I have in ... Here! I'll be back after months and months and I'm going to talk about poop! It must have been a triumphant return, it was transformed into an outlet tract. Well, settle. And if you do not go down, tappatavi nose.

But let's start, it is now. Again you say: Well, you're going to tell of adventures. And why not, I can almost name them. Indeed, almost without: you own the list, very professionally, with strict chronological order scattered and useless comment author ...

1. After a sluggish winter, in spring I took a course on first aid (known scenes of panic among the public, but Tate quiet, I have the stomach to carry on ambulances ...)
2. I found a job on weekends as a cashier at Grancasa; (surprised expression: Finally works too, rascal!)
3. I was fired after a month (I hear someone down there that says "I knew it." I pretended not to hear.)
4. after a couple of weeks I have found full-time job in a library joints; (Hip!)
5. I was fired after 21 days (ehm. ..)
6. I found the most beautiful girlfriend in the world, (I have to write it: two held hostage in my books *.)
7. I started going to the gym; (Audience laughs and expects the results visible.)
8. are fattened two kilos (the public, is fighting his head: "You are hopeless")
9. I returned the argument, (for this I have nothing to declare)
10. I returned the argument for the second time (on this I have nothing to declare)
11. I gave in after years and I've subscribed to a new Men's Health. (Experiment outside programming: the loyal audience a show to cover the case of this month. Result: The cover depicts a beefy naked on the back next to a golden retriever, and the two run on a beach and do not sweat.)
12. one by one, as if to prolong the agony of the undersigned, my fish I have left. The aquarium is situated at the usual place, the water at half mast, still.


That's it. I forgot to mention something, something else has been left voluntarily. Add a little thing: if you look on the right note with a showcase of books. E ' Site aNobii.com service, which I'll discuss shortly. Who is going to look odd.

As shown by the last post (dated to 23 BC), we predict some changes in form and content of the blog, to which the author is still working **.

soon,

robi

* Blindness, José Saramago, and Firmin, Sam Savage.
** In recent times the language syntax of the author became polished and bombastic, and extremely out of place. The origin of these atrocities language resides in the daily study of the manual of Art History.