Tuesday, April 14, 2009

The Next Straw Hat 2010

(il) logic

It calls PSD502 and it is probably the greatest discovery in pharmaceutical history. A spray that promises to solve one of the greatest evils that humanity has ever suffered: premature ejaculation.
Its operation was, however, the subject of great confusion. Contrary to what has been said in the press, the spray should not be sprayed male organ, but taken orally as a normal perfume for breath. Will be the woman to spray the man with the PSD502 beginning of the relationship, making sure he does not notice. The male will fall into a cataleptic state and will remain there for approximately one hour. The woman will enable the state to take advantage of rigor catalepticus man calmly and reach orgasm, take a shower, get dressed, go out shopping with her sister, come back, undress and start a second sexual relationship, which the man is obviously the first.
The drug appears to work without excessive side effects. The only side effects are found in humans, a numbness genital organ and a slight time zone syndrome. Some cases have also brought a rash of bank account due to uncontrolled use of credit cards. The woman appears to be normal euphoria continued and uncontrollable weight gain of clothes and a decrease in the level of stress. It was also shown that excessive use can lead women to drug addiction.


Two fleshy Flesh News:
- By week released the highly anticipated new blog (or a new section inparallel?) Will talk about books and movies.
- Tomorrow I graduate.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Exercises While Recovering Fromplantar Fasciitis

PubblicitĂ  Progresso

Did you know that there is an incredible system for watching movies and reading books, magazines and newspapers in a free and completely legal? Yes, you read right, free and without breaking the law! Incredible, I know. It is a system that has circulated for some 'time now, but many still do not know. Years ago, when it became public, was a huge success, was a revolutionary thing that marked an era, at least since the birth of the Internet. With this device you can watch for free the entire filmography of David Lynch or Truffaut, for example, listen to that album of rare Pink Floyd you can not find in any store, or read the latest book by Camilleri, comfortably in an armchair and all the calm you desire. All this for free, and no one will give you a thief!
Want to know how you call this system? He has a long name and perhaps difficult to remember, maybe segnatevelo somewhere: it is called Public Library.
Try it, then I'll know.