Thursday, July 3, 2008

Do Girdles Really Work



There are days that the grammar is not your thing and then if you write something out full of grammatical errors, and then you'd better not write that's all. It's those days that you feel as if the Italian is not your language, and you wonder to yourself if by chance you've been stupid when you fell from the chute that day six years, you had done a bad time that you remember even now, and think that maybe if there were to rise on the slide were now more intelligent and we had a degree in medicine and the beautiful machine in the garage.

There are days however, days that some people captain too often, in which the use of commas and of engraved - language tools recently and badly exploited, although an appropriate use, as many authors point out, can do the difference between written and enjoyable writings, so to speak, of little literary value - takes your hand and leads you to build excessive periods and twisted enough to give the modern reader, used by cinema and literature of mass plain language and made immediate short term, the impression she had forgotten at the end of sentence - or even already in the middle, particularly in cases of players inattentive or poorly trained - the beginning of it and whatever its subject. On days like these, despite the efforts of the writer - who, believing herself particularly inspired that day, would like to take advantage of the opportune moment to leave behind the block that prevents him too long to write something good - the practice of writing is allowed , and in some ways a duty toward the reader, to prefer an outing with friends.

Then other days you are almost natural to write the way you talk, that is, use the catch all those typical when you talk, how, but yes, that is, in practice, say, practically, and so on. And at first it seems that something like that sounds good, is modern, let's say it's very cool bloggher bear much Jack Frusciante. Yes, but the truth is, you know, it's very bloggher pippaiolo sixteen. And let's go, Brizzi did not yet know when he did write Jack Frusciante, come on. I mean I do with literature, you think. But the thing, the girl, violent Placida or her name, she was a beautiful chick in the movie, there is little to say.

There are days and days just to write just to think, to go out day after day to study. The important thing is to wake up and understand just what kind of day will be, so you avoid making a bad impression.
Today, for example, was a perfect day for sleeping, but I understood too late.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

No Water In Toilet Bowl

Constipation pen

Eight months ... eight months to go back to writing! Almost one hand, in short. You say that we wanted? You are right, but it's not that I've ever felt compelled to write, we put the record straight. And if now I do it is only with the spirit in which a constipated faces the toilet after a week of abstinence with that mixed feeling of joy and pain. What can you do, when he makes a stimulus that's all. Needless to force things. Maybe my problem is this: I am constipated for a pen. I had to write the same regularity that I have in ... Here! I'll be back after months and months and I'm going to talk about poop! It must have been a triumphant return, it was transformed into an outlet tract. Well, settle. And if you do not go down, tappatavi nose.
But let's start, it is now. Again you say: Well, you're going to tell of adventures. And why not, I can almost name them. Indeed, almost without: you own the list, very professionally, with strict chronological order scattered and useless comment author ...

1. After a sluggish winter, in spring I took a course on first aid (known scenes of panic among the public, but Tate quiet, I have the stomach to carry on ambulances ...)
2. I found a job on weekends as a cashier at Grancasa; (surprised expression: Finally works too, rascal!)
3. I was fired after a month (I hear someone down there that says "I knew it." I pretended not to hear.)
4. after a couple of weeks I have found full-time job in a library joints; (Hip!)
5. I was fired after 21 days (ehm. ..)
6. I found the most beautiful girlfriend in the world, (I have to write it: two held hostage in my books *.)
7. I started going to the gym; (Audience laughs and expects the results visible.)
8. are fattened two kilos (the public, is fighting his head: "You are hopeless")
9. I returned the argument, (for this I have nothing to declare)
10. I returned the argument for the second time (on this I have nothing to declare)
11. I gave in after years and I've subscribed to a new Men's Health. (Experiment outside programming: the loyal audience a show to cover the case of this month. Result: The cover depicts a beefy naked on the back next to a golden retriever, and the two run on a beach and do not sweat.)
12. one by one, as if to prolong the agony of the undersigned, my fish I have left. The aquarium is situated at the usual place, the water at half mast, still.


That's it. I forgot to mention something, something else has been left voluntarily. Add a little thing: if you look on the right note with a showcase of books. E ' Site aNobii.com service, which I'll discuss shortly. Who is going to look odd.

As shown by the last post (dated to 23 BC), we predict some changes in form and content of the blog, to which the author is still working **.


soon,

robi

* Blindness, José Saramago, and Firmin, Sam Savage.
** In recent times the language syntax of the author became polished and bombastic, and extremely out of place. The origin of these atrocities language resides in the daily study of the manual of Art History.